The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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