hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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