do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
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