You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
we're making bets on your personal life
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
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we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
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i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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