Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
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Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
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So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
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