The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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