Went to bed at 4 in a strangers bed. woke up wearing scrubs, realized i was gonna be late for work so i just wore the same clothes as the day before... i don't have a toothbrush and im pretty sure there is leftover semen in my mouth. at some point i think i was at the beach cuz theres is sand in my underwear. i love newport already.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
We need to get me chipped asap
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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