Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
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All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
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HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
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