you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
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