just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
I have grass duct taped all over my body
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
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