I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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