I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
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