S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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