You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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