im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
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Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
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I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
I am naked and annoyed.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
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