She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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