i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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