Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
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We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
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Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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