Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
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