i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.