I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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