Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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