the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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