Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I got inside last night via doggy door
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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