There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
I woke up this morning with "guy in polar bear j.crew boxers" written on my stomach along with a 5 digit phone number...
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
love makes seman taste better
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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