So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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