Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
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