I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
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