It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
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