he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
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I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
She's the barista slut.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
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Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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