4 words: hood of his car
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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