We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
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He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
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At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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