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yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
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For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
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It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
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