Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
It's blow job season.
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
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