Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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