Fine. I'll sleep in my office
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
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i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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