That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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