I just saw a hot homeless man
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
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That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
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I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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