Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
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