when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
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She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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