i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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