fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
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I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
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From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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