You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
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