turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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