at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
and i looked up. we had an audience...
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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