: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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