Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
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I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
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So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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