id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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