Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
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You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
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HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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