I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
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Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
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Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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