Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(518): View more from New York

Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend

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(206): View more from Washington

I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.

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(802): View more from Vermont

Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize

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(641): View more from Iowa

Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.

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(864): View more from South Carolina

she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual

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(419): View more from Ohio

I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.

(574): View more from Indiana

Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.

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(716): View more from New York

Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.

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