Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
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My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
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I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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