Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
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