Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
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Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
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Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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