he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
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OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
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Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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