Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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