god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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